***Back by popular demand***
Today's blog session is going to have one purpose:
AMANDA, THE LIVE-IN COUSIN.
This live-in cousin lives with me. (Who would of thought this notion was true?) Her life consists of:
Step 1: Sleep until 10:00 a.m.
Step 2: Lounge until 11:00 a.m.
Step 3: Relax until noon.
Step 4: Watch t.v. until 4:00 p.m.
Step 5: Take nap from lack of sleep.
Step 6: Eat food (mostly Ben and Jerry's)
Step 7: Groan and mumble of "sleep deprivation" and having to go to work.
Step 8: Get self into car and drive.
Step 9-10: Work; come home, and sleep.
Today, we helped find stability in her life, by searching for apartments on Craig's List (what a reliable, trustworthy source to go to, am I correct or what?). Then we hid from neighborhood children.
After that, she had to go sleep, due to the fact that she was awake for more than an hour without a nap.
Now join me by posting something encouraging to her. Some of the following responses are acceptable:
"WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COFFEE. FIND SOME PURPOSE"
"FIND A WORTHWHILE JOB AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE"
"ICE CREAM BINGING AND WATCHING VERMINATORS FOR EXTENDED PERIODS OF TIME IS NOT ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR"
There you go folks.
Signing out, The Unsocial Homeschooler.
Current read: Ballet for Dummies, by Scott Speck.